The itinerary

Day 1 - wake up at the vineyard

Day 2 - wake up in Sydney

Day 3 - wake up over Bangkok

Day 4 - wake up in Samui.

Reality

Days 1-3 as above.

Day 4 - wake up in Bangkok and spend the day waiting at the airport...

I really wish there was a spa in the domestic terrminal so I could at least get a massage while Im waiting!